cest_moi_mod's anthem

"Camelot 06: C'est Moi" (Watch on YouTube)

Shipperlings! Shipperlings!
On ff_a I heard your call.
Shipperlings! Shipperlings!
And here am I to give my all.
I know in my soul what you expect of me,
And all that and more I shall be.

A mod of a great exchange should be invincible,
Succeed where a less fanatic mod would fail.
Climb text walls no one else can climb,
Put out pinch hits in record time,
And always keep up strict track of their gmail.
No matter the pain, they ought to be unwinceable,
To everyone but Loki be equally fair.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A mod so extraordinaire?

Cest moi! Cest mod, I'm forced to admit.
'Tis I, I humbly reply.
That moddy who
These marvels can do,
Cest moi, cest mod, 'tis I.
I've never had
One mistag in games;
Disambiguate? How far?
When ships wars cross
'Tis always the same:
One blowjob and au revoir!

Cest moi! Cest mod! So admirably fit!
All geek, fan-flailing unbound.
And here I sit, with IP untold,
Exceptionally seal, amazingly bold,
To mod up another round!

The soul of a mod should be a thing remarkable,
Their heart sped by delicious Mountain Fury Dew.
Lacking know-how and a self-restraint
While banner making on MS Paint;
They could easily pimp another place or two.
To flack and wank they ought to be unsparkable,
Grudging hateboners should offer no allure.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A mod cinnamon-roll pure?

Cest moi.
Cest mod! Cest moi, I blush to disclose.
I'm far too noble to lie.
More ‘Mod of Doom’,
More flowers in bloom!
Cest moi, cest mod, 'tis I.
Assumptions are laid
Because all believe
I’m a Real-Life kinkmeme fill.
Now fandom’s made
A place to receive
And id on all your thrills!

Cest moi! Cest mod! The sunnys have chose
To fight their battles below,
And here I stand, as pure as a prayer,
Incredibly preened, ***RANCH DRESSING***** to spare,
The moddliest mod I know!
Cest moi!